attack of the disposable razors

Rob!'s

 In which modeling suddenly becomes a dangerous lawsuit waiting to happen...

 me: I like your photo shoot scene, but what exactly are banana hammocks because Alex is really not happy about the possibility of wearing them...I don't have a visual

11:04 AM never mind. I just did a google image search...ew

11:05 AM Mark Perini: Hahahhaha

  Essentially its a man thong

 me: like I said, ew.

  what kind of waxing/preparation is needed for an underwear shoot? especially CK...

11:07 AM Mark Perini: So Alex isn't going to be pumped to if I can put it in a PC way "Hang his banana"...
me: Ha!! "hang his banana" that's hilarious. So...back to the prep...Waxing? Shaving?

11:08 AM Mark Perini: Well I've been at jobs where they have had all the dudes shave everything. They just give us  some shaving cream and a disposable razor and say go to town...some of us come out of the bathroom bloodied and pissed...

11:09 AM Luckily I was 17 and didn't suffer from excessive body hair syndrome

11:10 AM me: Does workman's comp cover the injuries via disposable razor? this sounds in-humane

11:11 AM Mark Perini: Lol we don't get workman's comp because we are essentially paid contractors for the agency...

11:12 AM But if we were they would have been eligible for sure!

11:13 AM me: Is there a union you can join? I'm seriously concerned for you safety...though waxing all your body hair would be a lot worse...  Sometimes, I have no idea how we go off on these tangents but it sure is informative. Should we start a petition to outlaw disposable razors at photo shoots?  Later,JC